Tuesday, April 7, 2009

To All Visitors: Please read this first

Disclaimer: I must warn you, this blog is not a place to find rare sex clips of teens, preteens fucking ayt? This is a blog full of keyword rich entries. This is an experiment on the things that attract internet-goers.

Hence you will not find pictures of barely legal pussy or even nude, topless images of celebrities. None of that here. No interracial fucking, or Asian nurses taking their clothes off. No sexy, hot latina maids or Thai whores. No escapades on the Red light district. No blonde anal, ass, cream pies. No clips of hand jobs, blow jobs, rim jobs, odd jobs, no jobs. No films on pussy fingering, or anal fingering or licking of clits.

There are also no crack passwords for porn sites, no free download of adult movies and scandals, no hacking tools. No cracked free games or installers or data miners. Zit.

And much as I want, I won't upload Naruto Shipuuden episodes or any anime episodes at that. For one, I do not own a Rapidshare account. Or Easyshare. Or Torrent. Or Megashare. Or Megarotic. Especially Megarotic. So there are no free MP3 downloads of your American Idol favorites here. If you want to watch their performance, just watch it on free tv. American Idol Season 8 is still ongoing FYI.

If you want porn go to Redtube or Youporn. If you want sexy pictures go to FHM or Fleshbot or kindgirls or asianhotties or Fleshasiadaily. If you want erotic forums go to Manilatonight or Overdose.ph. Because you won't find any here. If you want jokes go to cracked or somethingawful or gov.ph. Understand?

I'll probably post links here but then you'll easily find them using Google so why bother.

So we are clear now, right?

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